Shitcoin Simulator – Powered by $PIZZAGATE
Welcome to Shitcoin Simulator – the internet's most unhinged fake-trading experience, built on the raw chaotic energy of $PIZZAGATE on Solana. This entire simulator is completely free. It costs zero money, requires no SOL, no wallet connection, no deposits – just load the page and start degen-ing with $500 in virtual cash.
How to play:
At the top you'll see a grid of multiple ridiculous shitcoins. Click any one to select it – the chart instantly starts printing in real time, pumping and dumping like a true meme coin. While the chart is moving, use the buy and sell buttons to trade in fixed increments: 25%, 50%, 75%, or 100% of your available cash or current holding.
Want to switch to a different shitcoin? Just click another one in the grid. You'll automatically sell 100% of your current position (funds stay safu in cash), the old chart disappears, and the new coin's chart begins printing from scratch. Rinse, repeat, reload the page anytime to reset back to $500 and go again.
No real money is at risk – it's pure simulation powered by $PIZZAGATE vibes. Official $PIZZAGATE contract address: 4FadUrMo9xGztZDq8EZoCzyGQJpp7bGB94vwoEk6pump
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